I Think I Know the Guy Who Has Your Dream Job

Remember those fantasies you used to have about owning a restaurant? A small spot in the city, known for its incredible food, sought out by just the right number of diners each night; people who appreciated your skill and vision and were willing to pay for it? That place you dreamed of opening before you were introduced to the cruel realities of overhead, staff issues and customers who demand a rib-eye cooked well-done?

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