Bitchy Waiter on 5 Ways Customers Can Make a Server’s Job Easier

I’ve been waiting tables for so long that my very first customer asked for their Brontosaurus burger to be cooked well-done. That same customer then complained it was taking too long to cook. While I was hiding in the walk-in, a comet hit the earth and both the dinosaurs and the grumpy customer became extinct. I’ve been a part of the restaurant industry ever since, and I do my best to be the voice for...